The internet says I need to eat 1800 calories to stay at my current weight.
I don’t eat over 1200.
Either the internet is lying or my body is retarded.
My uncle was supposed to take me to pay my comcast bill today he never showed up until I hear him knocking at 8pm and woke me up. My dad never called to tell me he sent my money today either.
So I just got back from class.
It was alright.
But didn’t I look hawt.
LOLOL. Sorry I’m a bit conceded and I just reeeally liked the outfit I picked out today. This dress was/is a Harajuku Halloween outfit I bought not too long ago. It has kind of ‘spaghetti’ straps and I don’t like showing off my shoulders because I feel naked :S #CatholicSchoolGirlProblems
Did an easy math test and then the teacher read aloud a story. He read so fucking slow it annoyed me. And he kept trying to read in this empowering voice like Martin Luther King Jr. or some shit which made him mess up on so many words and accidentally skip lines.
The eraser I picked out from the jar had a nice message for me:
I wrote “Thx!” under it afterwards.
I also took this picture:
Isn’t it just sexy how my feet look like that of Big Foots?
Size nine, btw. (In womans)
While riding home I looked at the car in front of us licence plate as reference to how many letters/numbers would fit as I imagined my future car.
I got to thinking
DOCTOR WH- No too many.
BOWTIESRKEW- Again, too many..
POKEMON- No..
PKMN- I still have room for 2 more and it kinda looks like Pikmin so no..
FEZZESRKEW- No..
BOWTIESR WAIT WAIT
BOW TIES FIT!
But not everyone will get the reference..
Oh shit.
TARDIS.
TARDIS FITS.
Okay, decision made. No need to think of any others.
And just as if it were prophesied a shiney blue truck drove by.
And thats when I decided to paint my TARDIS a metallic blue.
My future car will be beast.
Yeah..
So,
Once I got home a few minutes ago I went to walk the dogs and it immediately started raining. Outta flippin’ no where. How typical of you Miami. My neighbor, who just so happened to be the one who gave me my dog Solo, stood there and laughed as I ran for cover before my hair got wet.
How kind.
Thats all for now.
Seeya♥
Allow me to introduce myself..
Me in green, because I like love green.
My name is Jasmine Rose Rivera-Brown.
I was named by a 4 year old who thought it was a good idea for my name to be the same as Jasmine from Aladdin. So yes, I was named after a Disney character. There’s a fun fact for ya. Since this is my very first post I will tell you what this blog is about.
If you like following blogs about a persons everyday life, this is for you.
If you like Half black, Half Puerto Rican chicks, this is for you.
If you like really down to earth girls who enjoy a good laugh, this is deffo for you.
I will be posting random crap about my day-to-day life. My life isn’t roses and daisies might I add — No ones’ is.
So if you don’t wanna hear a 18 year old (tomboy-ish)girl vent her problems, This isn’t for you. I have another blog on here @KagziDaGeek where I post reblogs and random shit. This is simply, My virtual diary. I had a blog on Blogger but eventually got bored of it. I’ll try here. I never can keep these things up but I will try. Especially if people actually read this shit. Which they most likely won’t and then I’ll be super lame girl posting crap on a tumblr with no one listening.
Now, whats so interesting about me that would make you want to have everyday follow-ups?
Well, currently I am an 18 year old High school drop-out. I dropped out in 2010. Whole big complicated shit right there. You’ll find that out eventually.
My Mother passed away this year on March 17, roughly a couple weeks after my 18th birthday on the 1st. That was also St. Pattys day. Her and I had the most horrible relationship. I hate to say it, because I am a nice and filled with feels person, But I’m actually better with out her. No more yelling, no more being told I was “The idiot of the family” because apparently ”every family has one”. She has even went to the point where she tried to kill me when I was around 8 year old.
But now, I regrettably live with my uncle in the same apartment that my mom and I lived in. My amazing Sister is paying my bills in order for me to be independent. The apartment is in my name, not my uncles. He’s not even on the lease because he has prior felonies. These apartments are “Hub Housing” so my rent is based on my income, which is nothing: $400/mo. Thats my income on paper but my sister has my bills on auto-pay so everything is settled. My father sends me $150 a Month when he can, and my brother as well. But my brother is going through troubled times so he hasn’t given me anything. I care for his well-being too much in order to ask for it. I’m fine with the 150 my Dad sends. I use it to pay my Cable, internet and my cell phone. My rent will be $56 dollars. I’ve signed the lease about a couple months ago and they haven’t asked me for rent :S They say I will get something in the mail so I’m not asking. The longer I don’t have to pay the better.
And about my uncle, he’s a good guy but he’s a heavy drinker. I wanted to live with him at first but I didn’t realize it was going to be like this. I was going to tell him that I wanted to live alone, but he already relinquished his apartment and I wasn’t going to kick him out on the streets. So now I’m stuck with this idiot until he decides to stop spending his check on beer and drugs and start saving toward moving out.
I have two dogs.
Kiki:
and Solo:
Ain’t dey sexi.
And my Mothers stupid decisions still reck my life after death. My mom never allowed me to get them fixed. I’ve asked her numerous times and her response was “Why?”
$^%%&%$#
THIS IS WHY.
Ki-Ki is now preggo by Solo.
THIS. IS. INCEST.
They are my adopted children, this is so wrong. Ugh.
Now I have to deal with this crap because of my Moms stupidity alongside with the fact I was thrown into bill paying land and now living with a drunk 50 year old man who won’t go away and is most likely trying to mooch off me right now.
Every other day its like,
Jasmine can I borrow 5 dollars
can I borrow 20 dollars
He eventually pays me back, but that doesn’t happen until he gets his check on the 3rd, leaving me out $60 bucks for the whole month.
Worst part is that he’s spending it all on drugs & beer.
Anyways, Right now I’m about to go to class. I’m in a GED tutoring class. Turns out I didn’t even need it because the first thing they give you is a practice test to see where you need help on and I got all 400-500s on that bitch. (you need at least a 400 to past) But they pay the 60/80 dollar fee for the test so I ain’t complaining.
Afterwards I’m going to MerryField School of Pet Grooming to train for 8 months to be a pet groomer.
Hopefully I eventually could own my own Salon. LOL.
But I need to get ready for class right now.
See ya ♥
